Stone Cold Sundays -Coming Soon!! (February 2006)

We've had a few questions about the Sunday shows on our calendar that aren't on there anymore.

In September we were going to start a new thing at the Alpharetta Wild Wing called Stone Cold Sundays. Basically, Stone Cold Fox every Sunday from 8-11.

It has not been cancelled, just postponed.......... As to not compete with Sunday Night Football, Stone Cold Sundays has been rescheduled to start in February, after Football season.

More information to come as we get closer to that time.

thanks,

OJJ

What A Weekend!

08-11-06 Charlotte, NC - Wild Wing Cafe (Stone Cold Fox) & 08-12-06 Asheville, NC - Wild Wing Cafe (Electric Boogaloo)

For this weekend, I have decided to let a guest blogger tell the story. The guest blogger? None other than the Creeper!

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"Wow what a friggin weekend......
I really don't know where to start. I haven't groupied in years. This weekend almost killed me. LOL! It's been so insane that I'm gonna try typing up a blog to see if I can cover some of it....

Some internet predator contacts me and invites me to ride with her cootie-infested self to Charlotte to hear a band we both like. Frightened for my safety but intrigued by the thought of possibly landing myself a photo opp for the side of a milk carton -- I agree to go. As though this isn't wonderful enough -- who joins in on our recipe for disaster but OJ Jackson himself... and it's his birthday... watch out now.

The ride up there was hysterical. I'm introduced to what CGGS means and I near lost consiousness from laughing so hard. We start mixing Bacardi Limon & Limeade drinks once we reach the NC border... Katie's our car bartender. (These things are GREAT, by the way)

After dropping the world's best bass player off at Wild Wings, my co-bandwhore and I go check into the hotel. After flirting with the soccer boys running wild in our hotel.. we decide to take out all of John's clothes, put them on, and photograph ourselves dry humping in them. How exactly she/we came up with this brilliant plan is one of the many unknown mysteries of the world.

After freshening up and smoking some crack we head to the Wild Wings ourselves. At this point let me tell you something... A. I am NOT good with directions.. and B. NC has the most f*ed up/backwards roads EVER. It takes us almost a half hour to get where we were going.... it should have only been 5 min.

The band rocks -- we do shots of every sorts -- dance like idiots -- clinging around the stage and taking pictures... until closing time. 2 people head for a beer run and we all plan to meet back at the hotel. After putting on some jammies and taking my contacts out, I really just wanted to crawl in the bed.. and I did.. until everyone else came into the room and so began "the afterparty" complete with OJ's crazy mixed drink (bacardi limeade my smirnoff grape drink some of Rodrino's water), the funniest conversation about sex acts, and just lots of sitting.. laughing.. and drinking. 5 am rolls around rather quickly so everyone heads to their beds for a full 3-4 hrs of sleep... until the stupid maid knocks on our doors and wakes everyone up.

We all hit up the *backwards* Cracker Barrell for a big breakfast/lunch.. complete with meat biscuits.. and then hit the road again... Note: Let me not forget out trip BACK to the hotel when guzzler notices that she forgot her cell phone.
I roll into Gville at 4 pm. I have a surprise BDay partyto be at by 6. It's 7:30. The bandwhore in me kicks in and I want to go hear the band, again.

I call my co-bandwhore.. and we meet for a quickie in my backseat then hit the road. *ps -- she's fabulous at doin' it in the vehicle for some reason..?* LOL -- NC, here we come. Again.

The show is great -- I had some crazy ass incident with a half dead drug-induced chick in the bathroom... dancing with crazy/creepy/old guys just for the hell of it.. more shots at the bar with random boys.. then it's closing time. I want to sleep in my bed.. so it's back off to Anderson. I make it home before the sun comes up and crash until noon Sunday. Oh and thank God I didn't stay w/ John & Katie b/c they awoke in the Mountaineer to find a tick on John's arm. No joke.
Aahhh what a weekend.

I know I'm missing some classic moments here but my liver and brain aren't functioning at the moment.

...couple days at work then it's off to the beach for me.

The life of a rockstar.

....wait.. I'm not a rockstar!? ok.... the life of a bandwhore.

"Do you like dogs?"
Cum toothpaste
Night terrors
Donkey punch
Meat Biscuit
The Sleeper
Guess what I did when I got home? What -- Jack off?"

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Special thanks to the Creeper. Hope to see her and all of you this weekend when The Fox rolls into G' Vegas.

OJJ